Me: I want to marry Barack Obama. That’s totally wrong.

David: How so? He’s a handsome cat

Me: He’s not a libertarian! But he’s all well educated and well spoekn and when he speaks, I swoon.

David: That’s because he’s a politician with a normal haircut, which is rare.

Me: I already posted about this, about how I really can’t give a detailed political explanation (at least one that would be acceptable to Libertarians) on why he is better than McCain, but god I want him to be prez more than McCain

David: McCain is a pruned up old warmonger. War costs a lot of money. That money has to come from somewhere. That’s enough.

Me: Oh, true. I remember at Skidmore they had up a poster “What would you do with 87$ billion for everyone to write their suggestions.

David: Hookers and blow

Me: I don’t think that costs $87 billion.

David: High class hookers and blow.