On Sunday, I went to a Mets game and got a sunburn. Yeah, I was dumb for not putting on sunscreen, but it didn’t really hurt, and whatever. But Monday morning everyone I saw had to comment on it. “Looks like you forgot to put on sunscreen, heh heh.”/”Oh, someone got burned!”/”Ouch that must hurt” Etc, etc, etc, all day long. Luckily, I was in a very calm mood so this didn’t bother me at all, but it reminded me of the now infamous umbrella rant.