I’m all for the second amendment. I’d like to go to a firing range someday, because learning to fire a gun sounds like it could be a marketable skill. (By marketable, I mean “useful for impressing Libertarian boys. Just kidding. Sort of.) But as much as I love Libertarians, I don’t get the gun fetishes that many of them have.  I basically only want to own a gun because the government doesn’t want me to.

I don’t really get the drooling over guns. Or collecting them. Maybe it’s like women and shoes. Which I also don’t get, but I understand more than guns.

Classic:
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It’s a gun rack!
Wayne: Stacy, I don’t even own one gun, let alone many guns that would neccesitate a gun rack. Are you mental?