Email As An Inane Form of Expression

Conversations Between Rachel & Kevin
Foreign Leaders Who Are More Articulate Than Bush

Rachel wrote: is it wrong that i really like Ahmadinejad? I mean, almost everything out of his mouth is tinged with awesomeness. he just rules. I mean, i’m sure i wouldn’t want to live in Iran, but you know what i mean
Kevin wrote: haha yeah i have the same problem. i dunno if it’s his translators or what but he always comes off smooth andone step ahead

Vocabulary Lessons From The President

Kevin wrote: THE PRESIDENT: David, I don’t want to contradict anaugust reporter such as yourself, but I was made awareof the NIE last week. In August, I think it was MikeMcConnell came in and said, we have some newinformation. He didn’t tell me what the informationwas; he did tell me it was going to take a while toanalyze. Umm, ever think to ask?
Rachel wrote: You know he didn’t know what august meant until five minutes ago

Where Would We Be Without MSN’s Tips?

Kevin wrote: “If soap and water aren’t available, the CDC recommendsthat you use an alcohol-based hand rub to clean up.Alcohol content should be between 60-95 percent. Do not drink your hand sanitizer; more importantly, donot allow your child to drink your hand sanitizer.” Where would we be without MSN’s Tips?
Rachel wrote: Damnit, you just made me laugh, in front of Important Boss. Thanks a lot.
Kevin wrote: Ha. ““I am a hand-washing commando,” says the 40-year-oldthird and fourth grade school teacher from Seattle.“Anytime there’s a sneeze in the classroom, someone’sgoing to have to go wash their hands with soap and water.”
Holy shit it must suck to be in this lady’s class. i would just not go to school. (side question: is there a sink in the classroom or do they have to go out tothe bathroom in the hall?)

The Media (and President) Are Phoning It In

Kevin wrote: bush news conference. $20 says it’ll be about airlines or something
tacklin the important issues here

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