Job offer from non-profit came through. Salary = my old one x 1.5. Excellent benefits. Tuition assistance. 4 weeks vacation. All Jewish holidays off (there’s a lot of them). Pleasant working environment. This is definitely the “something better” I quit my job for.

I am quite pleased with myself

Me: I got the job!
Jill-IAN: Good, now you can stop being psychotic!
Me: Uh, that’ll never happen
Jill-IAN: Oh yeah