Michael: I’m in Penn Station and I’m going to catch a train up to Boston, want to come with me?
Me: NO! I hate Boston!
Michael: But if you were meeting me it wouldn’t suck
Me: I can’t anyway, I have my libertarian gathering.
Michael: Hmmm… interesting Anyway, I’m going to buy you a present in Boston, since I know you love it so much
Me: You’re only buying me something to spite me you obnoixous prick.
Michael: It’s out of love, babe, LOVE FOR BOSTON.