E-mail, from Drucifer
“When do you come back, bitch???
Me, back to Drucifer
“Around June 24th. Also, I graduate in 10 days”
Drucifer: excellent, sounds super stellar swell terrific times!!
Me:  I’m glad you are enthusiastic about my homecoming. i feel special
Drucifer: I made out with a girl last night

And that is, strictly ironically, the way we roll.