Kevin was JUDGING me for drinking Red Bull this morning. However, as you can tell from this list, my choice to drink Red Bull is flawless.

1) red bull is more convenient than coffee. i can buy a few cans and then i don’t need to leave my office when i want caffeine
2) you can gulp down a can of red bull faster than you can drink a hot cup of coffee = convenient
3) there are other energy drinks i prefer, but this is all the stupid store had
4) i don’t think its any better with sugar, but again, this is all the stupid store had. market failure!
5) i shouldn’t have to justify my choices to you! you, white male! this is yet another example of the patriarchy oppressing me!