Jill-IAN: Neumsy, it’s our one year anniversary! I had my PLI job interview exactly a year ago.
Me: Oh yeah. And I didn’t like you because you were the idiot who forgot your ID
Jill-IAN: And I think I asked you what time it was.
Me: And I was probably bitchy.
Jill-IAN: I think I remember wondering what your problem was.
Me: And then you sat in the breakroom waiting for Dite, and I was like “Why is she still here?” And I was thinking there was no way you would get the job. Because you know, you were the idiot that forgot your ID.
Jill-IAN: And then I became like, the best thing to ever happen to you.
Me: Yes. Yes you did.
Jill-IAN: We should get MySpace pages so we can post “Happy Anniversary messages to each other on them.
Me: …..
Me: No
Me: MySpace ruins lives