Jill-IAN: After you leave, I’m just going to call the new girl ‘Rachel’ and I’m going to sit with her at lunch and tell her stories about you.
Me: So you’ll frighten her and she’ll think you’re psychotic.
Jill-IAN: And then she’ll quit and you’ll have to come back from Chicago.
Me: You don’t even call me Rachel. Why would you call her Rachel?
Jill-IAN: Well I’m not going to call her Neumsy! You’re Neumsy.