CK explained to me today that he thinks that no woman in the world would have a reason not to be attracted to him. He clarified that this does not mean he thinks every woman he encounters is attracted to him; just that they have no reason NOT to be. This segued into a rant that he thinks he is oftentimes screwed over by the universe, because he is obviously great, and God doesn’t mean the competition. There was also some stuff about winning the war not being important, and it being all about the battle

Clearly, CK is on drugs this afternoon, but it’s an interesting theory. So all the sucky rejection and stuff that happened in February actually happened because I am all brilliant, totally hot, and awesome and the universe is afraid that it might have to deal with some competition from me, so it has to keep me humble. Well watch out universe! This is not over!