Just Rachel 129: i want to be the uberwoman
NascentIgnorance: so what you’re saying is you want to be a man

Just Rachel 129: i’m tired and paranod
NascentIgnorance: so what’s different?
NascentIgnorance: sorry
NascentIgnorance: the network gave me notes that i should ‘be more like chandler’ if i want the show to stay on the air
Just Rachel 129: who?
NascentIgnorance: the guy on friends
Just Rachel 129: wow
NascentIgnorance: it was a good reference
Just Rachel 129: you really are the gay best friend
NascentIgnorance: fuck
NascentIgnorance: i can’t believe i was gotten

Just Rachel 129: i had grand plans of being home and continuing my quest to make myself as much of an overeducated elitist as possible. but all i’ve been reading lately is my little house on the Prarie books
NascentIgnorance: haha
NascentIgnorance: how educating
Just Rachel 129: i love those books
Just Rachel 129: and i have a literary crush on almanzo wilder
NascentIgnorance: that’s terrifying
Just Rachel 129: he drove 12 miles each way in horribly cold weather to rescue her from staying at school every weekend!
Just Rachel 129: that’s hot
NascentIgnorance: that’s not hot, it’s inefficient
NascentIgnorance: clearly the opportunity cost of such a decision has negative impact on his cashflow
Just Rachel 129: i want a man who will be irrational, just for me