Our problem is that we’re too grounded. Both of us have to make a pact to be more pie in the sky
~Brent. Clearly drunk

Me: …so he read Atlas Shrugged to impress me, things didn’t work out, and now he’s quoting Ayn Rand in his away messages and making himself look like a fool
Brent: Yeah, you shouldn’t do that to people
Me: It’s not my fault! He’s weird. His nickname was Satan in high school. That was Ryan’s nickname in high-school. It’s not my fault!
Brent: Why do you always fall for the crazy ones?

Me: Singing country music and driving on twisty back roads is so much fun
Brent: Uck, you really are a republican now

Me: I covet a Kate Spade bag
Brent: You are such a republican