Laura: I’m going to go to grad school only long enough to meet a husband. Then I’m going to get married and drop out
Me: Awesome, you’ll set the women’s movement back at least 50 years
Laura: That was my plan!
Me: It’s a good one. As a “conservative” woman my attitude is ‘Sure, I’m capable of taking care of myself, I just shouldn’t have to.’
Laura: It’s true.
Me: So, I’ll be a supportive, awesome wife, and in return I’d like some Mead Spiral notebooks

Laura: I’d say she was annoying. But I don’t really have any reason to think she’s annoying
Me: No, I think she’s annoying too! She just LOOKS annoying
Laura: Well, she is a sociology major.They think they have THE answer for everything.
Me: Right, them and the anthro department
Laura: I guess every major thinks that they have a claim to THE answer for everything. Some of them just have a more legitimate claim to it.
Me: Yeah. Like us.
Laura: Exactly
Drunken Trucker: C’mere baby. I’ll make it worth your while! C’mere. C’mon! I’ll make it worth your while!
Laura: Oh, he’s a winner. You can have him
Me: No, no you take him, I insist.

Resolved: Scotty’s is the only place we can walk into and have every man in the place stare at us.