Me: (Commenting on Brent’s poor driving) You’re drifting to the right

Brent: Shut up stupid, you’re drifting to the right

This is sort of true.

Also, as everyone knows, I have crushes on literary characters. However, I recently realized that this is nothing new for me. I never had crushes on stupid teen stars I had crushes on characters in books.

Like in book 8 of the Little House on the Prarie series, when Almanzo Wilder comes to pick Laura up and take her home every weekend, because she’s teaching school 12 miles (i remember everything!) from home and living with people she hates. So he comes and rescues her every weekend, no matter how bad the weather is. I thought that was the most romantic thing ever.