I saw Brent & Ray last night (“You boys are impossible”/ “Impossibly witty!”)
Truly. If I hadn’t become friends with them (in 6th grade, we were such nerds…little has changed), I could have been normal, and popular. Actually, that’s a total lie. I would not trade “The Loser” status; it gave me a permanent dislike of the female species, an interest in observing social dynamics and an obsession with “IT” by Stephen King. According to Ray, I am Elaine Benes (from Seinfeld). According to Brent, I’m judgemental.

Kevin (aka “Coolest Person of 03’) is getting all optimistic on regime change. I am maintaining my position that Republicans, much like dolphins, are tricky bastards, and it doesn’t really matter what Kerry does, because it is impossible for Bush to lose the election. Although I am rather impessed by the ability of the Kerry campaign, thus far, to ward off attacks.

It will be an exciting time to be in Washington this summer. Too bad I don’t want to go.