Friday night, I was lucky enough to have a EuroSim reunion with some of the coolest Model EU people ever. Like plenary sessions, I kept track of all the brilliance.

1) He’s not nude, because he’s wearing clothes –Josh

2) “I wanna see the naked book!” –V

3) Josh was going to go to bed at 8 PM, after watching films in French.

4) “Look, titties!” –Josh
5) We are DIVAS (and it’s hard being a diva)

6) Like his ties, Josh’s shirt fits in the realm of “awful gay liberal”

7) ‘I like it when the waiter just makes my decision for me’

8. Placemat

9) Cheeseburgers on parade!
10) Virginia likes Bon Jovi

11) Cadburry Eggs –they’re almost enough to make me Christian –josh

12) This is a fraudulent diner!
a. It closes at 11 PM
b. They don’t have the silver cup for the milkshake
c. Their cheese fries + gravy suck

13) Now that you’ve tasted freedom you’re gonna go wild & crazy! (Because we are so cool, and you should have hung out with us earlier!)

14) ‘Before I went to bed, I went through his wallet’

15) He wants to race…in a Buick

16) Haha, I’ve got him now…oh wait, everyone’s getting over because this is the left turn only lane…

17) “He’s interesting, and that makes up for his lack of hotness”
“But I think he’s hot!”
“Well, that’s your problem, not mine”

18) The light up heart pen…’That’s something a girl would buy for her boyfriend’ ‘Um, no, that’s something a guy would buy for his girlfriend. In 2nd grade’

19) Passerbyers talking to us on 3 separate occasions
a. “One day space travel will become routine!”
b. The lady who was around the light up heart pen and kept correcting Josh (8 year old girls like 13 year old boys, gross)
c. The pirate guy, who was talking about rich people on yachts getting hacked up
Why? Because losers go to Bookstores, duh. That’s why we were there!