Yay, classes started today. Being on campus when there’s no class is just boring, plus its freezing and no one wants to leave their overheated dorm rooms.
But before work picks up and I actually have to do a lot of work, here, as promised (albeit delayed) are

“Conclusions from Model EU Plenary Sessions

1) Blue whale beaching themselves is really funny, according to my LS1 professor (and Model EU faculty advisor)

2) Josh is Jewish, because he gets Chanukah cards
2a) How this conclusion was reached
Josh: (telling a story) …and when I get Chanukah cards…
Me: (2 minutes later) Wait, Josh, are you Jewish?
Josh: No, I just get Chanukah cards for no reason…
2b) And use the “Hanukkah” spelling, because its less retarded

3) Adam is Jewish too!

4) Josh asks dumb questions

5) Group dynamics suck

6) Rachel (me) has really nice handwriting
(commentary: I’ve always been told I have bad handwriting so go figure)

7) Today’s plenary session has 3 parts!

This guy has an ungood fake Italian accent.
(but he’s kind of cute) ((he is???))

9) You can time travel!

10) Josh needs new ties and not “awful gay liberal” ones

11) Shut up Turkey, no one cares about your country, go home to your prostitutes

12) Corruption is not neccesarily a bad thing

13) De-facto is a cool word (re: Interior Minister meeting)

14) “Unanimously” is a difficult word to say

15) Portugal and Hungary should form an alliance and bomb Slovakia! (also re: Interior Minister meeting)

16) Men can be sexually exploited too!

17) Interior Ministers are unimportant
17a) Yeah, but that means we have to do less work                                                          17b) And it lends itself to the joke “Hey baby, can I be Minister of your Interior?”

18) We are all losers, so there can be other excuses or explanations

19)The Dutch drink a lot, because it is always damp and chilly in the Netherlands, and they need alcohol to a) keep them warm and b) keep them sane because its always raining!

20) Why aren’t these meetings over yet? (every day…)