To steal from Bill Maher, and paraphrase a bit, this is my interpretation of what the state of the union will sound like:

<GWB>

FOCUS FOCUS! War on terror! War on terror! Saddam was captured! Captured! I did it Daddy, I got the bad man! War on terror! Iraq! Weapons of mass destruction! Destruction, of mass kind! FOCUS FOCUS WEAPONS OF MASS DESCRUCTION. Rebuild Rebuild, Billions, FOCUS FOCUS WAR ON TERROR, PROTECTION FROM TERRORISM WAR ON TERROR, protection from WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, IRAQ, iraq, Saddam is Captured, ALERT ALERT Al-Queeda, FOCUS SAFETY WAR ON TERROR, 9/11, 9/11, terrorists, scary, bad Muslims, keep them away! Focus, FOCUS WAR ON TERROR, terror, destruction…MARS