~pouring salt on the table
~Jesus lives there! (on the 11th floor of tower!)
~North Quad vs. South Quad (Wait Hall being weird and awful, Tower having a lot of really dumb, slutty people in it.
~I killed Jesus and that’s why you got your god damn Easter Basket
“That girl has dreadlocks & I can’t see over her” –Katherine
~There are lots of Somalians living in Lewisiton, Maine
~Christina being a racist because she hates the Quebeckers and getting stuck behind one coming back from jersey, and wanting to pop a giant easter bunny
~“What if the guys next to us are really loud” “Christina, I’ll take care of it” (because I will be the assassin of Hick A next year)
~“he’s probably coming over here because of the shirt”-Katherien, on why Will was going to come sit with Diane. Diane freaking out and realizing she left her top shirt unbuttoned.
~“It was a short, passionate love affair”-Diane about the yellow fruit things
~“Mocha java whateverthefuck”