Upon Hearing My Complaints on Hippies Here

Brent: skidmore is like hampshire lite
Me: I KNOW
Brent: it’s like the six flags to disney world

Me: six flags tries to be disney world though, skidmore doesn’t try to be hampshire

Brent: true but you know full well when you’re at six flags that you are not at disney world
Me: yes, well either way, its an invasion
Brent: you must respond with terrorist acts

Brent and I are Going to Hell

You towelheads!
Stop building up ammo
If you Islamofacists don’t stop
We’ll kill your camels

The United States doesn’t want to bomb
It just wants your support and aplomb
Please don’t fret over the U.S. invasion of foreign soil
We’re only doing it for the oil

he’s a reaganite, that seems to rule out ‘smart’

-my brother, on a hot Republican guy that I claim is smart

Cavellero: hey, italian people carry vendettas their whole lives!
DagnyCat522: thats true
Cavellero: i really will kill someone for you if you want
Cavellero: i am a fine upstanding person
Cavellero: but perfectly willing to be violent if someone messes with Rachel.

DagnyCat522: my right shoulder hurts a lot for some reason
ZyuzinZ: hm
ZyuzinZ: were you outside playing frisbee on the quad?
DagnyCat522: the green dear, not the quad
DagnyCat522: and i don’t play such prole sports.
ZyuzinZ: well i was trying to make it sound collegiate
ZyuzinZ: maybe you pulled it while helping your friends carry a keg?
DagnyCat522: yes i am collegiate like that
ZyuzinZ: sorry i’m just thinking of college-y things that you could be doing
ZyuzinZ: were you carrying a sign at a protest with your right hand?